Boys, girls, beards, thighs, cars, bikes, houses, whatever the fuck I please at any particular point in time. Might post my own stuff every now and then.
Anonymous asked: “you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?”

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

bushisbeautiful:

Beauty Foster, on Model Mayhem!
by Dave Foss…

bushisbeautiful:

Beauty Foster, on Model Mayhem!

by Dave Foss…

naoyatodo:

quriosity:

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

my creation

stancenation:

More of this on www.stancenation.com very soon! | Photo By: @_super_him #stancenation

stancenation:

More of this on www.stancenation.com very soon! | Photo By: @_super_him #stancenation

yanchamon:

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レーシングハートタケチプロジェック
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平成26

rosievintage:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

AHAHAHAHA

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

Anonymous asked: “why r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper”

christel-thoughts:

christel-thoughts:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

ironicbaking:

when u date someone shy that turns out to be really dominateimage

  • gough whitlam was an inspirational leader who did many important things that are vital for our nation.
    tony abbott:
  • it's time to bring in national healthcare.
    gough whitlam:
  • it's time to actually do something about indigenous affairs.
    gough whitlam:
  • it's time for free university education.
    gough whitlam:
  • yeah nah
    tony abbott:

homeboyslife:

bit of an awkward pose hah